Sunday, May 18, 2014

Chips and Crisps

In Great Britain, 'chips' are actually fries, and 'crisps' are what we in America call chips. 
 
One of the most famous English foods is "Fish and Chips" and you will see shops selling them everywhere.

 
One day we stopped and got some fish and chips to try.

 
The portions that they gave us were really big.  One serving would have been enough for all of us!

 
Deep fried and delicious!

 
We tried several strange flavors of "crisps" while we were there.  English "Flavours" include Roast Chicken, Cheese & Onioin, Smoky Bacon, Cheddar Cheese and Bacon, Shimp Cocktail, and Quavers.  Roast Chicken is a total bust.  (Don't eat them...very bad.)  Cheese and onion wasn't bad.  Smoky Bacon tasted like a campfire.  Cheddar Cheese and Bacon - too much.  Shrimp Cocktail was surprisingly good.  Quavers were kind of like puffy Cheeto things and they were the best!
 
 
Another traditional food we ate was pasties.

 
They are kind of like meat pies except for they look like empanadas.

 
We actually had the best pasties in the world, because they apparently won the World Pasty Championships.  (Bet you didn't know there was a World Pasty Championships.)  Well, now you do!

 
Something that they have in England that they don't have in Germany is Krispy Kreme Donuts.  Kieran thought he had died and gone to heaven.

 
Before.

 
After.

 
On a totally different note, we went to the land of Jane Austen to a city called Bath.  Now, you may ask,  "Why is the city called Bath?"
 
 
And that is because of the Roman Baths that are in the city.  In ancient times the Romans would go here for a nice spa day.  There is a natural hot spring that supplies warm, mineral-rich water for the spa.

 
Later on, the British restored it, and had their own spa days.

 
Bath was kind of a party city. 

 
These Roman statue guys were actually built by the British to make the Baths look more "Roman."

 
The water was kind of...green...and weird.  I don't know if I would want to have my spa day here.  They said the color was because of all the great healthy minerals in the water.

 
You could see the ruins of where they had heat rooms.  The floor would have been on top of these tiles, and hot air from a fire would be pumped into the space under the floor to make it really hot in the room.

 
So the whole city was full of cute little row houses. 
 

 
Just imagine Jane Austen's characters staying here for the season.

 
There was this cool bridge with a bunch of shops all the way along the bridge.

 
A little church in the distance...

 
We went to the Assembly Rooms which is a fancy place where they held all the balls, and they still have weddings or other fancy events there.  Inside there is also a fashion museum.

 
And in part of it, you can try on period clothing.  We got to try on hoop skirts and corsets and big poofy dresses and bonnets.

 
We talked Kieran into getting in on the action.

 
I don't know how we even got my dad to do it!

 
Another English food tradition is "Afternoon Tea."  It's not really lunch, but it's more like a super fancy snack time, served with tea (or hot cocoa!)  We went to the Pump Room, which is a restaurant above the Roman Baths that has been there since Jane Austen's time.

 
It's beautiful inside.

 
They served our food on a little tower tray with finger sandwiches, scones, and a ton of fancy little desserts.

 
Dramatic picture of chandelier.

 
But why, you may ask, do they call it the Pump Room?

 
Because they pump water from the natural springs below the baths and you can drink it here.  Because it's sooooo healthy for you and will cure all your diseases and sicknesses, as long as you drink five liters every day before breakfast.

 
It's not that bad, but I don't think I could drink five liters of it!

 
Next time, stay tuned for Stonehenge! 
 


Sunday, May 11, 2014

Palace Vs. Castle

Queen Elizabeth II is the Queen of England and she has been queen for 63 years!  She was crowned queen when she was just 25 years old, and she's 88 years old now!
 
Lucky lady, she has the best  real estate in England.  Let's start with Buckingham Palace.
 
 
We stopped by at night and no one was there.  It was quiet and everything was all lit up.  We know the Queen was home because the flag on the top was flying.  They only fly the flag when the Queen is there.

 
We went back the next day right before the changing of the guard ceremony. Unlike the day before, it was super crowded and rainy and full of the sounds of Michael Jackson.

 
What?  Michael Jackson?  Yes, "I'm Bad" along with Darth Vader's Imperial March.

 
No kidding.  That's what the band played after they went inside the gates.  It started out with some royal pompous marching-sounding music while they marched inside the gates, but once inside, we were surprised by their musical selections.

 
So a couple of guys walked back and forth a million times while the band played.

 
And then they marched back out (with a different group of guards....because, as the name states, it is a CHANGING of the guards.)  So....we're just switching positions here...just to let you know.   

 
And they do it.....every day.....

 
This is Kensington Palace.  We walked to Buckingham from here.  It's a beautiful walk through a large park.  The statue in front is Queen Victoria.

 
The Queen must have been following us, because when we went to Windsor Castle, her other home, she was there, too!  Notice the flag flying.

 
She has daffodils.

 
And a nice pond.

 
And a big castle.  Cuz, you know, Buckingham is only a palace with guards.

 
I mean, you have to have a CASTLE if you are the Queen.

 
And every single castle must have a statue with a guy on a horse.

 
And big fancy doors...

 
And tulips!

 
And, of course, perfectly mowed stripey grass.  (My dad was getting jealous now...)
 
 
There was a super cool big doll house inside of here, but they wouldn't let you take pictures of it.

 
It was super big and super intricate and it even had servants' rooms, and a garage, and miniature cars, miniature dishes, miniature crowned jewel vaults, miniature books, and pretty much miniature everything else. 

 
In case you missed it, the Queen actually lives here sometimes, unlike so many other castles we've been to.

 
(Most of those castles have walls missing and holes in the side, which make living in them kind of not very desirable if you are royalty.)

 
And of course, we had to take our picture with the guard.

 
He would not smile for us.

 
Kieran was a little nervous to go stand by the guard.
 
 
My mom tried making funny faces at him to make him smile.

 
It didn't work. 
 
 
 
Nope, still nothing.

 
He just totally ignored us, and kept marching.  Rude.

 
This is St. George's Chapel on the left.

 
When you're the Queen of England, you get your own private church.

 
Me and the Queen.  (Sort of...)